1. When people have incredibly annoying voices. No, I do not mean voices that are just naturally high pitched or squeaky, because that can't be helped, but voices that are put on. No, darling, your voice is not naturally breathy/seductive/airy/high-pitched/giggly/accented, so please just stop. It pains us all.
2. When Wattpad's humor section is filled with stories such as 'The Bad Boy this' or 'The Bad Boy that' or even 'My pet vampire thingy just bit me and now my stepmother's fairy godmother is a werewolf'', complete with an obscene amount of exclamation/question marks.
No.
Just no.
I expect actual humor. So please.
3. When the entire world is obsessed with One Direction. They are everywhere. At least 50 million of the stories on Wattpad are fanfictions, that are horrifying. It's even worse when nobody specifies it's a fanfiction. Ladeeda, you're just going about you're own business, when BOOM, enter Harry Styles. Why people. Why.
4. When people make the simplest grammatical errors. No, it's actually not that hard to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're', or between 'two', 'too' and 'to'. And people, 'defiantly' does notnotnotnotnotnot mean the same thing as 'definitely'! Not even remotely close.
5. When people aren't bothered enough to listen to what I say. If we're in a conversation, which is meant to be between two people, then why are you the only one talking? Beats me.
6. When I get sick. I hate getting sick. A lot. It's horrifying and terrifying and absolutely disgusting and ew.
7. When I get way too excited about something and I invest a bunch of time and effort and then my hopes and dreams are crushed and I'm just sitting there like 'why?'
8. When I read an amazing series and I fall in love with it. AND THEN IT ENDS. And so does my life.
2. When Wattpad's humor section is filled with stories such as 'The Bad Boy this' or 'The Bad Boy that' or even 'My pet vampire thingy just bit me and now my stepmother's fairy godmother is a werewolf'', complete with an obscene amount of exclamation/question marks.
No.
Just no.
I expect actual humor. So please.
3. When the entire world is obsessed with One Direction. They are everywhere. At least 50 million of the stories on Wattpad are fanfictions, that are horrifying. It's even worse when nobody specifies it's a fanfiction. Ladeeda, you're just going about you're own business, when BOOM, enter Harry Styles. Why people. Why.
4. When people make the simplest grammatical errors. No, it's actually not that hard to differentiate between 'your' and 'you're', or between 'two', 'too' and 'to'. And people, 'defiantly' does notnotnotnotnotnot mean the same thing as 'definitely'! Not even remotely close.
5. When people aren't bothered enough to listen to what I say. If we're in a conversation, which is meant to be between two people, then why are you the only one talking? Beats me.
6. When I get sick. I hate getting sick. A lot. It's horrifying and terrifying and absolutely disgusting and ew.
7. When I get way too excited about something and I invest a bunch of time and effort and then my hopes and dreams are crushed and I'm just sitting there like 'why?'
8. When I read an amazing series and I fall in love with it. AND THEN IT ENDS. And so does my life.
